What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:23

-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
What are some sad truths about life?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.